“I was always under the impression the world is complicated. But not a Trumuskian world. It’s simple, beautiful and orange”
I was so wrong about Trump. I thought he was going to do stuff but instead he just purses his lips and squints as if his great business brain is making swift and sensible decisions that are long overdue. He creates the illusion that he is being tough on issues that make America less great. But all of these policy shifts are outrageous attention seeking and they won’t ultimately make America great.
Banning transgender people from the US military is a mistake, the country needs their superpowers. FTMs are always super clever and MTF are always tough as hell.
Deporting Mexicans is a mistake, they work hard in low paid jobs and America can’t operate without cheap labour. Plus drug trafficking is not a Mexican idea, it’s a Capitalist idea.
Eliminating EDI is a mistake, diverse teams perform better and drive up profits, not to mention the sexual tension around the water cooler.
Restricting access to safe abortion is a mistake, the comfortable majority will find an abortion somewhere if they need one, only the most marginalised women will suffer and some of them will go on to have children in the most horrendous circumstances breeding future criminals making our streets even more dangerous in 16 years time, maybe 10 years, maybe 5 even. Crime starts early when your ass is bleeding and your stomach is grumbling.
Reviewing federal funding is probably a good idea but when the new administration starts aligning federal funding with their child-like view of the world they’ll end up funding dumb stuff like Save Our Plastic Straws Committee and Rockets That Go Up and Down for Fun Efficiency Watch Dog.
Signing orders aimed at promoting oil and gas development in Alaska, reversing Biden’s efforts to protect Arctic lands will speed up the melting icecaps and Melania will have to open her ice cold heart to stop the rising sea levels swallowing the west coast of America.
Buying Gaza is a mistake, imagine trying to convince your family the Gaza Riveria looks nice this summer. Ahh relaxing on the golden shores of Gaza City, sipping cocktails. “I’ll have 2 Bad Karmas and 4 Cocksucking Cowboys” Can’t see it myself.
Giving Ukraine to Russia is a mistake, increasing Putin’s stronghold is like giving a Paedo a free pass to Disneyland.
All these outrageous acts will come back to bite Trumuskians. But in the meantime I’m enjoying how easy it all looks. I was always under the impression the world is complicated. But not a Trumuskian world. It’s simple, beautiful and orange.