Brexit fondue party

“For dessert remind your guests of the horrors of World War II”

Why not hold a Brexit fondue party? Seat tightly Remainers and Leavers in equal portion at a round table and tell them to rub the inside of a pot with garlic, boil up some wine and lemon and melt fists full of grated cheese. Then tell them to use the long pointy forks provided to dip in a variety of edible items. Say things like “anything goes with fondue!” Try a scotched egg, a pickled onion, a cold chip. Dip it in then pull it out and eat it. For the full Fondue experience get them to close their eyes and feed each other! Fondue was popular in 1973 the same year Britain joined the European Union. For dessert remind your guests of the horrors of World War II, a dark chapter in our history before fondue.