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Budae Jjigae yum

When I first heard about ‘army base stew’ I got an erection imagining soldiers in a spa soaking their war torn limbs…” When I first heard about ‘army base stew’ I got an erection imagining soldiers in a spa soaking…

Ashes to ashes, tat to tut

“Babs saw all the things she loathed in herself also in her son. His loose skin and wide open heart” David Bowie said in his song Queen BitchShe’s so swishy in her satin and tatIn her frock coatand bipperty-bopperty hat…

1987

“Suddenly he sat up and pointed at me. “Haha look at the size of your mouth! You could suck 10 cocks with that!”” When I was a child my mother pu​t me on the Pritikin Diet, a ​low-fat, high-fibre diet…

The year the drugs worked

“Sick people came back to life and were back on the dance floor, just in time for the Great Summer of 1998” My Grindr profile reads “in London there is 1 top for every 1000 bottoms, so be patient. I…