Heaven forbid, don’t be new to London and miss that huge sign that says the left lane on the escalator is for people in a hurry.  London is a cuntish town, unless you’re filthy rich or living in social housing. I see…

The British don’t expect to be happy. On this small boot-shaped island miserableness is patriotic. The British are proudly miserable. In the depths of winter misery is a crackling fire in the pit of one’s gut. It’s the only way…

“We want you looking your best, without the rest“ I’m creating a new app that cuts out the bullshit. It will be called LOOK. Look how good looking I am. Look at me being in all the right places at…

March 2020 I was working in a hospital as Covid-19 took hold of the city. To curb the spread of the virus hospital workers were required to quarantine after work. This meant I couldn’t be within 2 meters of my…