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When Prince first sexed it up

Dirty Mind is Prince Nelson Rogers fourth album. It begins with the title track Dirty Mind, a playful tune with a sinister electronic riff, packed with futile attempts to mute his porous desires. He’s a typical late teen getting a…

Been there, London that

Heaven forbid, don’t be new to London and miss that huge sign that says the left lane on the escalator is for people in a hurry.  London is a cuntish town, unless you’re filthy rich or living in social housing. I see…

Misery upon grim

The British don’t expect to be happy. On this small boot-shaped island miserableness is patriotic. The British are proudly miserable. In the depths of winter misery is a crackling fire in the pit of one’s gut. It’s the only way…

Look

“We want you looking your best, without the rest“ I’m creating a new app that cuts out the bullshit. It will be called LOOK. Look how good looking I am. Look at me being in all the right places at…